Stan Van Gundy hasn’t been shy about the Miami Heat this season. (Jacob Langston, Orlando Sentinel)
The Heat provided plenty of entertainment to NBA fans during last night’s 92-84 victory over the Dallas Mavericks in Game 1 of the NBA Finals.
The subject of the Heat has provided plenty of entertaining dialogue from the Orlando Magic all season long.
It began before LeBron James even made his decision. The day before the draft, outspoken Magic coach Stan Van Gundy didn’t mince words about James’ hour-long special.
“It’s gotten ridiculous I think. It’s really I mean it’s almost like a parody of itself this whole situation now. Come on, an hour long? It takes 15 seconds to say I’ve decided to stay in Cleveland but we’ve got another 59 minutes and 45 seconds to, what? Promote LeBron James? As if we don’t do that enough.”
–Van Gundy
In the same interview, Van Gundy took a shot at Chris Bosh, who seemed insistent on playing with Wade. When asked about Bosh’s decision, Van Gundy responded with:
“Well, he’s been following him around for two weeks like his lapdog. So that doesn’t really surprise me.”
–Van Gundy
Then, when James decided to take his talents to South Beach, the floodgates opened. Opinions were flowing all over the NBA, as the superfriends teaming up in South Florida was one of the biggest offseason stories in years.
Magic GM Otis Smith’s words stood out among the masses with a simple, yet direct, message.
“I was surprised that he went [to Miami]. I thought he was, I guess, more of a competitor.”
–Smith
The Magic’s biggest star, Dwight Howard, didn’t even want to address the Heat. He wouldn’t talk about them till media day, when he was cordial.
“Please, no questions about the Miami Heat.”
–Howard
With the entire NBA community — which now spans the globe — talking about the three amigos in Miami for months, Heat president Pat Riley responded to Smith’s and Van Gundy’s quotes specifically. Van Gundy, of course, used to coach the Heat before being replace by Riley during the 2005-06 season. And the Magic are the Heat’s only in-state rival and primary competition in the Southeast Division.
“When Otis Smith made a point about LeBron’s competitiveness because he didn’t stay in Cleveland, I thought it was an absolutely stupid remark.”
“I don’t know what happened to some of these guys along the way.”
–Riley
The first quote was (obviously) meant for Smith, and the second for Van Gundy.
Van Gundy went off on Riley when he heard the quotes.
“He goes into Charles Barkley, me and Otis and then says he doesn’t worry about what people say. Wait, you called the press conference, you went off and everybody and you don’t care what people say? Clearly, he cares a great deal about what people say. I was laughing when I saw that. … Pat getting onto people for making moral judgments made me laugh. I was with Pat when we had all of those Knicks series and he had no problem making moral judgments on my brother. What I read into that was that I guess Pat is the only one allowed to make those moral judgments and the rest of us can’t do that. I guess we didn’t realize that Pat’s the only allowed to do that.”
–Van Gundy
That’s a shortened version of the quote. Van Gundy, as we all know, isn’t shy. That was the end of the media sniping, however, for a little while.
And then came training camp, and Magic newcomer Quentin Richardson gave perhaps the most poignant, thought-out quotes of the season.
“Bleep the Heat.”
-Richardson
No other training camp quote could live up to Richardson’s self-censored declaration.
Before the Heat and Magic played on Oct. 29, Marcin Gortat expressed his annoyance at the Heat and the media’s coverage of the Heat.
“Honestly, I’m sick of listening every hour about Miami. Miami this, Miami that, how great they are, how good they are, what kind of record they’re going to have…”
–Gortat
Things quieted down for a few months after that, mostly because the Magic were involved with their own season and the Heat never really came up.
But in early January, James joked that his team should be called the “Heatles” because of their ability to sell out arenas.
Van Gundy took exception to the nickname.
“They’re pretty impressed with themselves. Maybe some places that’s what turns out. I know here it’s not. We’re selling out no matter who we play, so we don’t need to bring them in to get people into our arena.”
–Van Gundy
And to top off a season full of zingers, Van Gundy took to Miami again on March 7 when he said something about the Heat that had the nation nodding in agreement.
This quote came a day after Dwyane Wade said the world is happy his team is losing.
“I do chuckle a little bit when they sort of complain about the scrutiny when they get. My suggestion would be if you don’t want the scrutiny, you don’t hold a championship celebration before you’ve even practiced together. It’s hard to go out yourself and invite that kind of crowd and celebration and attention, and then when things aren’t going well, sort of bemoan the fact that you’re getting that attention. To me, that doesn’t follow.”
–Van Gundy
Unfortunately, the Heat and Magic never met in the playoffs. It would’ve been very interesting to see what would’ve been said between the two entertaining teams in a playoff series. But it didn’t happen.
All in all, this post is just a diversion. If you’re a Heat fan, I hope you resist the urge to go into the comments and say something along the lines of, “WE SHUT VAN DUMBY UP, GO HEATZZZ.” We get it. You’re in the NBA Finals. The Magic are not.
But as an observer, I’m thankful the Heat exist for their ability to provide constant material for Van Gundy and the Magic.
zmccann@orlandosentinel.com
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